Socialism

Socialism is an left wing ideology in which the goal is for everyone to be equal.
.
.
.
.
EQUALLY POOR!!! :)

You can use this word in jokes such as

- Socialism works
- Socialism benefits the workers
- Socialism stands for personal liberty

by Snuskgott_30:th_April_1945_POG May 17, 2022

Socialism

When no IPhone 100 trillion dead vuvuzela no food

1: Are you a Socialist?
2: Didn't Socialism kill trillions, vuvuzela and no food?

by notryhards33 June 5, 2022

Socialist Republic of Mathnasium

Founded in 2022, this micronation is not yet fully identified by the world. It's located in North America, in the town of Oak Park, IL. It has a population of ~2,000 and more. It is mostly populated by children. The GDP is yet unknown, but the currency used is Cards, and everyone gains the same amount of cards. The current leader of The SRM (Socialist Republic of Mathnasium) is Lawrence Martinek, and the military commander being Shant Assarian.

Bow down to the Socialist Republic of Mathnasium!

by The Socialist Party of Math June 22, 2022

Socialism

It's when the government controls the economy. When it says "the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole", it means community as a whole as the state. It used to be a synonym of communism. State capitalism and state socialism is the same thing.

"CHINA ISN'T REAL SOCIALISM, IT'S STATE CAPITALISM"
"What's the difference?"

by Walden Thoreau July 14, 2022

Socialism

Something that everybody thinks is communism

Some old uncle: China is communist
The leftist niece: Uncle, there’s never been a communist country, the closest we’ve gotten is socialism. And China is very capitalist

by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023

socialism

Equality that is everyone in misery without social classes and businesses taken over by the government.

I am against socialism.

by WWW9999 March 13, 2023

Socialist Certification of Quality

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.

X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."

by BlankShouter March 17, 2023