An act while playing madden. Grabbing a ciggarette or a blunt and lighting up while on defence and letting your defensive players do all the work while you enjoy smoking activities and cracking jokes with friends.
i was whoopin my brothers ass in madden when craig passed me a lit blunt and we didnt have to press pause cause i was on defence. Then we continued to crack on my brother bc adrian peterson ran over 5 players and broke 3 tackles..i am a defensive smoker
by bigchalie33 October 30, 2009
Get the defensive smokermug. The bulb being the end/gland of a cock,and smocking being the action of sucking, as in smoking the bulb or bulbing for short
by bigwizz February 4, 2005
Get the bulb smokermug. Way of adressing an individual who's constant ignorant attitude or idiotic actions make them appear as if they are hammered 24/7.
Bob: Dude, I ate the dry ice in science class and fog came out my nose!
Steve: It's gonna be coming out you're ass in a few hours ya friggin' dope smoker!
Steve: It's gonna be coming out you're ass in a few hours ya friggin' dope smoker!
by Reils August 18, 2006
Get the Dope Smokermug. Your chick is smokin your bone you blow your load in her trap and she proceeds to cough on the bad taste and paste.like a smokers cough after a haul on a cigarette.
by djd1 May 17, 2006
Get the Smokers coughmug. 
Karren: No! Please don't cut of my penis! I need it to pee! Remember?!
Jonh: I don't care! I'm really up for a smoke of your cock! Say another word and ill cut off your boobs and drink their milk aswell!
Jonh: I don't care! I'm really up for a smoke of your cock! Say another word and ill cut off your boobs and drink their milk aswell!
by PENISinYOURmouth January 25, 2005
Get the Cock smokermug. My boss Eric,now we know how he made it to a PT-4, because he doesn't know shit so he must of sucked his way into his job.
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
Get the Pole smokermug.