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Smart Lives Matter

Those who understand that the words "Please wear a mask" do not mean: 1) carry it in your hand, 2) wear it around your neck or 3) wear it covering your chin but not your mouth and nose.
YOU! ... Yes, you, coming within inches of me, breathing in my face, with YOUR MASK SECURED AROUND YOUR ELBOW! please respect my right to live even if you don't care about your own, because Smart Lives Matter.
by Monkey's Dad September 14, 2020
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smart ass mother fucker

Someone who is acting like a gay smartass.
Joe: It looks like he is saying kiss me kiss me.

Chris: Smart Ass mother fucker.
by the cool Ratman April 10, 2007
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smart-stupid

The intelligence version of "skinny-fat". It is used for people who think they are really smart, but are actually fucking stupid.
I spent 6 hours calling 25 different veterinarians to find the "best" price for my cats spay and saved $25! I just need to drive to a different state.

Way to go, you're "smart-stupid".
by bluebananadogs June 5, 2015
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Smart person

Someone who thinks they’re so smart they think they’re better than everyone else.

They rarely think about much other than equations and science.
Very condescending to others and egotistical
Better than any of the hardest tests you can get.
Look at Aoife talking to the science teacher all day about chemistry, she’s such a ‘smart person’
by Histo-horse March 7, 2019
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smart school syndrome

Also known as SSN for short. Is when you go to a school where there are a lot of smart people and they are not very attractive. The market for finding a hot girl is greatly dimished when your suffering from SSN. The other effect is that the hot smart girl is coveted by everyman at the school. This syndrome usually happens at prep school and colleges.
"Dude I thought you would have had a gf by now WTF!?," Response," Yo my school suffers from smart school syndrome, not a hottie in the bunch."
by Robbi P January 11, 2009
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smart ass

1)a person who makes sure every word they type is spelled correcty so they can diss other ppl online for grammar, spelling and other mistakes

2)a person who corrects other when they make mistakes too but are too proud to admit it so they bag on u
1)Oh My God u idoit its "their" not "thier"

2)
Smart ass: omg u moron ur such a fcuking retard, its pi not pie.
Smart ass#2: well its fucking not fcuking you noob.
Smart ass: shut up im smater than you.
Smart ass#2: smarter not smater.
by F10 for Porn March 27, 2009
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smart ass

someone who thinks they are always right, and has illusions of grandeur..ie thinking themselves a member of royalty. ie..sad muppet.
by glitterbaby March 8, 2004
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