slappin' the bag

A drinking game in which you slap a cheap bag of wine (conveniently found inside a box of wine) and than take a big gulp from it. Known to create treasured memories you don't remember and pounding hangovers.

Duude, I was slappin' the bag way too many times last night, my head is killing me!

by goutalout December 8, 2010

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

Pussy Slappin' Butt Fucker

a chick that is so depraved that the only way she can get off is by being aggravatingly fucked in her ass while she violently slaps her own clit or pussy, usually ends up to be a porn star.

James thought Jamie was a prude, but as soon as she broke up with him she turned into a pussy slappin' butt fucker. I guess she just did not like him.

by imwildyourmild March 6, 2009

Slappin' the Grimlock

Slappin' the Grimlock is the coolest new activity you can do. Any hip new "thing" can be referred to in casual conversation as Slappin' the Grimlock, in order to confuse other people- the point being that if you have to ask what the other person means, you'll never be cool enough to partake in the activity.

"Hey man, me and my buddes are gonna go slap the Grimlock for a while, you wanna come?"

"The hell are you talking about?"

"Never mind... I guess you're just not cool enough to enjoy a good session of slappin' the Grimlock."

by Darc Discordia April 16, 2009

wet slapper

WHEN YOU BUST A NUT ON A GIRLS FACE AND THEN YOU DICK SLAP THE WHORE

I wet slapper martha g from lompoc high school becasue she wouldnt show her tities in public.

by jiffylube to the maxxx May 22, 2009

SLAPP

Sounds Like A Personal Problem.

bob: I fucked that bitch and got crabs.
tom: slapp

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

slapdash

A jury-rigged repair. Anything held together with duct-tape, bubble-gum or baling wire. A machine put together by a hack , with a hacksaw and a trowel.

Me: That's a slapdash repair.
Used Car Salesman: What's dat?
Me: The windshield is held in by duct tape instead of a rubber seal.

by AviationMetalSmith December 12, 2008