Simplifuckation

To simplify the fuck out of something so that even a retard can do it

Thanks to the simplifuckation of modern technological interfacing, those of questionable intelligence have the power to influence the lives of others. Take the author of this text, for example

by Parabol.a November 19, 2015

Simulbate

The act of masterbating in close proximate to somebody else at the same time due to lack of other options for privacy.

Yo, we're going to be stuck living on these bunkbeds in this barracks in Bagdad for like a year. I'm gonna throw this curtain up, you can post up on your laptop over there and throw your headphones on. Don't look over here I won't look over there, and let's just go ahead and simulbate so neither of us walks in on the other later. And let's never speak of this again.

by Maiorani January 13, 2016

simulsoluna

When the sun and the moon are visible in the sky at the same time.

I saw a simulsoluna on my way to work this morning!

by sokaties October 19, 2016

Simplicate

To simplify in a complicated way (verb).

A hybrid of "simple" and "complicate".

We need to simplicate these reports!

by GigiLaCroix February 22, 2017

Simplicate

To simplify, using a complicated method.

We need to simplicate these reports!

by GigiLaCroix February 22, 2017

Simulgaynious

When two things or people are gay at the same time. Used more commonly outside of couples.

Adverb: Simulgayniously

Mark and Cory simulgaynilusly scoffed at someone's terrible fashion choices.

Frances and Jane were simulgaynious in their listening of acoustic rock music.

by Stewie the Unikitty October 20, 2017

simulatious

two things that are delicious at the same time

Peanut Butter and Jelly are simulatious. Sweet and salty are simulatious.

by kbeezy4life May 20, 2018