Cody Simpson

Person 1: Omg whos that kid?
Person 2: Oh, thats Cody Simpson.
Person 1: What does he do?
Person 2: What Justin Bieber does only with an accent.
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jessica simpson

a girl who is so fucking hot it doesn't even matter that she's dumb.
"she cant spell dude!"
"who gives a shit shes like jessica simpson id lube up and make love to the arches of her feet if i could"
by T Cash January 18, 2006
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jessica simpson

she looks like a man for christ's sake. look at her manly butt chin. have you seen her without makeup? she'd make a cute gay male. im not even kidding. if you jack off to her, then you'd jack off to her, then you'd probaby jack off to a blown up cartoony doll.
i bet jessica simpson was born a man and had tons of surgery from it's rich parents.
by nicky lachey October 11, 2006
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Jessica Simpson

"I would like to recieve oral sex from that Jessica Simpson.
by Stuart James October 06, 2005
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jessica simpson

Jessica Simpson is a woman who was graced at birth with beauty, talent, and a fun personality. She isn't well liked, because she has so much money, fame, looks, and a hot husband. She makes money off acting stupid (or maybe she is, we don't know) People seem to think she's bitchy even though they have never met her, and on tv she comes off very nice. The thing that pisses me off, is that fact that you all say that she's slutty even though she was very open about the fact that she was going to stay a virgin until marriage. She wears nice clothes that cover up most everything and just because she has big boobs doesn't mean she's a slut, it just means she is lucky. You little 12 year old CS players need to go pwn some n00bs because your imput is not needed here. Go try to find some morals...then see how idiotic calling jessica simpson a slut is...if you want a slut....go find britney
Jessica Simpson is married to Nick Lachey, they had their own MTV show called the Newlyweds in which they became rich and famous...her most favorite line is from the "chicken from the sea" episode
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Oj Simpson

a man who was acquitted of murdering two people, his ex-wife and her male friend, though he did have to pay a fine, of which he has paid little. He was a famous football player. Reasons as to why he was found not guilty are sketchy, including a bloody glove that didnt fit OJ's hand, which presumably was used by the murderer, and pressure to find him not guilty based on race: the race card.

nicknamed the Juice. in 2007 OJ was convicted of several unrelated felonies.
The OJ Simpson case had a very controversial verdict.

"Man you just avoided punishment for beating up that kid! Kinda like OJ Simpson...the first time."
by Haephestion February 03, 2008
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