simpletic

Possessing or exhibiting simplicity; Marked by simplicity; Of or relating to a minimal, simple nature

She has simpletic systems in place so her house never gets cluttered.

Once I got a more simpletic meal plan I was able to lose weight because it was so easy to follow.

by Minimalist Nutritionist November 25, 2017

simplethicc

Simply t h i c c

It's simplethicc AF

by vaginatacos December 22, 2017

Simpleton

When you dog the boys a countless number of times for coochie.

The blonde-haired boy dogged the boys because every time we go out he decides to get his dick wet instead of kicking back with the boys, he is now and forever will be branded a simpleton.

by THENUMBERONESIMP March 29, 2020

Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house

Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

by colonialhouse February 27, 2017

simple solutions

A book that is a supposed learning tool, but is comprised of anything but simple problems. Normally results in: The losing of hair, suicidal thoughts or actions, and the destruction of one's property around them.

Um... What happened to your house?

I had the kids doing their simple solutions homework.

Ohh.

by LUCKYLAGAPPLE January 15, 2018

simple birb

Only the stinkiest of all the birbs. Often times is confused and wishes it wasn't so simple. However, because of it's stinky nature it will never be able to change. It's hard to define a simple birb but when you meet one you'll know...

Person 1: "Henlo friend where the seeds?"
Person 2: "You are such a simple birb, sensitive and stinky too."

by anonymus birb January 18, 2018

Simple

Like period but for when you have to talk to people who act slow

Like for real you can really be quiet SIMPLE !

by Sauciinn_ April 14, 2019