Golden Shower

A stream of golden liquid comes streaming from the genitalia onto or into another person. For sexual pleasure, humiliation, or cleansing purposes. Often associated with 'Golden Oldies' because it is such a primitive thing to do. However, it predates the golden oldies. It predates the wheel. It probably predates the universe.

Unga: unk unk booga unk bog stump!
(I gotta take a leak babes, and I'm super-horny, and you smell a lil funky. Can I give you a golden shower)
Nunga: unk lunga stumhu plk
(Oh my god you're such a cocky bastard! That's so sadistic, primitive and sick, you perve! I'm staying at my mothers! Don't even dare calling me!)

Many centuries later
Jon: my dearest lover. Thy hair floweth down thine supple back as urine down the recipent of a shower of gold
Dee: ew. I feel sick now. Goodnight

by unga_loves_nunga_take_me_back September 28, 2011

shower smooch

When a female achieves orgasm using a removable, shower head set to massage!

Last night while cleaning my vagina I suddenly gave myself the best shower smooch ever!

by AllThatsJoey January 17, 2004

Shoneys

You've seen alot of bad restaurants, but then again, theres Shoney's, which is possibly the worst restaurant you will ever eat at. They insist on deep frying absolutely everything; including, but not limited to, chicken, other stuff that tastes like oil, and even the frialator oil itself . That drink you just ordered? It's pure oil. Immodium isn't supplied with your meal, so make sure you bring your own. But always remember, at Shoney's, "You're the Boss". Fair enough, until you drop dead from a heart attack

Person 1: You, me, Donnie, Shoneys?

Person 2: Absolutely not.

Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS

Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair right now?

Person 2 : Definitely Shoneys!

by zamorak April 25, 2015

spanish shower

Using a large quantity of deodorant to hide an unwashed smell.

Ah I forgot to wash my shirt for tonight... It is ok I will just give it a spanish shower.

A: Fancy a beer tonight?
B: Sorry no thanks, I have just been jogging and am all sweaty.
A: It is ok, have a spanish shower and come out now.

by Steven James August 16, 2006

Pakistani Shower

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating

Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.

by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2007

PTA Shower

(Pits, Tits, Ass shower) a shower that is usually taken when you are running late, or you need a quick rinse and you need to wash the most dirty parts of the body

Friend: We're leaving in 5 min.
Me: Ok imma take a quick PTA shower.

by prettythoughts February 16, 2018

Shnerp

An instant reminder of an inside joke between friends, triggered by eye contact while in a tense situation.

Nick shnerped me during the test the other day, I couldn't stop laughing!

by Norsmond April 22, 2012