shlong

Not just the penis, but the entire bodily area encompassing all or most of the male reproductive system: penis, testicles, and scrotum.

I would rather die than have my shlong removed.

by Dillon Byrne December 6, 2003

shfontz

Dong; rod

He slammed his shfontz in the fridge door many times.

by geigo April 23, 2003

Shlonboarding

A DIY longboard project desinged to make a longboad out of a regular skateboard. by taking a regualr skate board and drilling new holes in the nose and tail, puting the trucks in at and angle, and loosening the trucks you get the effect of a drop deck longboard

Longboarder: dude i was gettin some crazy speed on that hill.
Shlongboarder: dude i was Shlonboarding in town pretty niicee

by Cruzzin August 11, 2010

Shimono

An all-around badass that has a huge sexual appetite, has lots of friends, and is a great boyfriend. He's intellectual, and loves deep though. Also, he loves anything physical.

Who's that sexy man you were walking out with? oh, that was my Shimono-man.

by Mshim September 2, 2011

shlong bro

Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.

Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!

by swagman4748 July 31, 2016

Schmong

To fuck up, or obliterate; to hurt severely

If I see Kevin today, I’m gonna schmong his ass!

by CamBrodian February 2, 2018

Shion

She is awesome..
pretty.. and smart... and really gorgeous girl.

She is always friendly and makes people happy. I always have fun with her.

I love Her.

Shion... She's awesome.....

by howgorgeousyouare November 9, 2018