shmore

a she+man+whore or a shman whore

Is that a guy or a girl, because she/he looks like a total shmore.

by Highlights August 2, 2011

shmoah

Utter arrogance contrasted sharply by a strong sense of humility

You're such a shmoah!

by The Muse July 23, 2004

shmookums

Alternative term for "shnookums"

I love you shmookums!
You're my shmookums bear!
You're not a robot, you're my shmookums!

by shortyc April 3, 2008

shmopped

To get shit on and mopped on in convincing fashion

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH THAT NIGGA GOT SHMOPPED!!!!!

by Carlos Danger Jr November 24, 2013

Shmook

When you put a paper towel up your butholeand you can’t get it out

I think I have a shmook

by Ava Balster October 26, 2018

shmook

a gay as nigga name kevin

yo kev you shmook

by mjmmjhg September 8, 2019

shmobin

1. A demented acid induced trip where you assume the role of a flying spider monkey who flings his own shit everywhere in an orgasmic, psychodelic vortex of prismatic vibrancy.

2. HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA™

1. I am Shmobin... FLYING MONKEY POWER!!!

2. HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA™

by shifty eyed goat May 7, 2004