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Shag & Shave

It's where you have a quick shag with your significant other, then give them a haircut afterwards.
"Shag & Shave, where you shag and then have a haircut" 1 hour later" "That was a nice bit of anal there Sophie" "Yeh I agree" said Steven, now what about that haircut" "Short back and sides? ;)
by HairyGooch February 1, 2018
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Clean shaven

What every male was before he was bearded.
When you look through a yearbook, you don't think this kid looks like he belongs on a golf course, you think this kid looks like a teenager. Being clean shaven doesn't indicate anything about someone's lifestyle (unless you're judging a book by its cover).
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2020
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national shave your butthole day

A day when everyone unites and takes a razor to their asshole.
"Yo bro you got your razor? Its national shave your butthole day!"
by Buttholeday September 16, 2021
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Bin-Shamed

When the cleaner visibly (sometimes with an audible gasp) judges you by the contents of your office bin. Typically copious volumes of sweet and cake wrappers, energy drink cans and the occasional condom wrapper.
"I ate a whole tub of Celebrations at work today and was totally bin-shamed by the cleaner!"
by Patty O'Doors March 10, 2023
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Pear-shaped-having ass

A term used to describe the shape of one’s body, particularly a woman’s. One who possesses a pear-shaped-having ass will have wide, fatty hips, which gradually slopes inwards towards the top of the torso, hence “pear.” A pear-shaped-having ass body can also be resembled to that of a ‘truncus’ function in geometry.
“What in the pear-shaped-having ass?! That overly large woman has the physique of a plump pear!”
by gary69_ March 28, 2023
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You Got Slaved

A term used when one manages to get another to do a task inadvertently in full knowledge that they want to feel like a master
Dips: Yo Sunny, hold my pint for a second.
(hands him the pint)
Dips: You Got Slaved
by Dips112 March 11, 2009
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The missed a spot shave

"Missed a spot shave" refers to when a lady shaves her legs mindlessly and does not pay attention to accuracy, causing her to miss a spot. Very common amongst those who haven't been shaving for long.
I can't wear a skirt today because of the missed a spot shave I have going.
by Awkward sausage April 15, 2017
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