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Clubbing the seal

A variation of the phrase 'breaking the seal' whereby one often has to go to the toilet frequently when drinking, once they have gone for the first time of the evening. However, this version can have a variety of misunderstandings that sound like one is about to commit/has just committed an animal rights abuse.

Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.
Where have you been?' 'I have just been clubbing the seal'
by BenS1986 July 22, 2010
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wet seal

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then slaps her semen covered breasts together while barking like a seal.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a wet seal last night. Didn't you hear the barking?
by TheDiscount April 28, 2011
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seal team six

When someone does something very stealthily, similar to the mission that took down Osama bin Laden.
Guy 1: (sneaking up behind Guy 2 to tackle him, and then tackles him)
Guy 2: 'Oh man bro you totally just pulled a seal team six on me. I didn't even hear you behind me.'
by mayxday October 27, 2011
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Alaskan Seal Spear

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.
He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.
by Adolf-Alias Huxley June 6, 2010
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California Golden Seal

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.
That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.
by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006
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Clubbing Seals

Bashing baby harp seals on the head (thereby killing them) for to procure their pelts for garment making.
"Clubbing seals may be brutal, but it pisses off the PETA fuck-ups so I endorse it wholeheartedly"
by HankanatorX July 2, 2003
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Schalk

pronounced skulk - to slice off the top of someones head to expose the brain. Generally used as an act of war but also for medical purposes
doctor - Schalk off his cranium so I can look at his brainium
by zeichnicht February 4, 2010
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