Scooter

NOUN

1. (as a unit of time) 20 seconds
2. (as a unit of length) approximately a fun sized candy bar

1. (time) I'll be back in a few scooters : equal to 1 minute
2. (length) I'd say that pigeon has a wingspan of about 6 scooters

by Dr. Jizz January 31, 2021

Scooter Fag

A scooter rider that's annoying and most of the time from primary school. (1st to 9th grade.(If you're in 9th grade and still ride a scooter, please contact your local therapist.))
Things that scooter fags do include:
-Snake people.
-Break their/other people's ankles.
-Get mad when someone calls a scooter "just a children's toy" or "not a sport".
-Only do barspins and bunnyhops.
-Plan meetings with other scooter fags.
and
-Plague skateparks with their s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ garbage.

Barney The Skater: "Look at Allen! Still in 7th grade and riding a scooter!"
Davey The BMX-er: "What a scooter fag!"

by alberbt July 7, 2022

loler scoot

Loler scoot has originated some where over the internet, and is a sarcastic term meaning one laughs so hard that their penis explodes

Holy shit, that made me want to loler scoot.

by Th_jackass July 7, 2008

Scooter Girl

A below average girl you DO NOT want to be seen with.

Matt: "Hey, I saw you with that (Scooter girl) last night.. What the hell were you doing with that?"

Friend: "Ya about that.. I knew i should of picked her up with my car, no one would of ever seen me with her!"

aka (Scooter Girl) because everyone can see.

by EnvrioLawn June 23, 2011

scooter girl

A girl that you have fun with (usually in a sexual sense) that you would never be caught with in public.

--derived from a guy riding a scooter, which is perceived as something that is very fun to ride but your friends will make fun of you when they see you!!!!

I'm gonna call my scooter girl tonight.

by indydave July 23, 2005

scooterist

Someone with class, not unlike Donegal Paul.

by Paul Canning October 29, 2003

scoot

Noun: of, or pertaining to food, specifically a bean burrito (with or without cheese).

Person 1: "Hey man what did you order?"

Person 2: "Two scoots and a side of hot sauce."

by cactusjacksoup November 2, 2010