Sammy Sosa

ahahahahahaha, dumbass Plinkton Cyclopes! mind redefining your definition? lose close games? sosa a problem? where are the orioles now, you say? oh my! and where are those beloved cubs of yours? lololol thats right, they aint even gonna get a chance to choke, and still have to pay off his salary! haha the cubs are his bitches!

"Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch."
Source: Plinkton Cyclopes

by blah May 1, 2005

sammer

a cutesy way of saying "sandwich".

Boy: i'm going to the kitchen, want anything?

Girl: can you make me a sammer?

by Beth K January 12, 2010

Sammy boy

The hoeyest hoe-bag you will ever find. They are spawns of Satan. Never date one or they will use you, abuse you, and cheat on you. Save yourself before it's too late.

Person 1: oh look there's Sammy boy!
Person 2: Look what the cat dragged in, the hoe-bag himself

Person 1: oh who's he fucking in the corner there? A different girl? What happened to that other girl?

by Romeo and Juliette9835 May 31, 2018

Sammy

A weird girl that always makes a down syndrome voice when her boyfriend kisses her or anything that happens in the world. Sammy is always down to make tik toks and she takes them very seriously. Sammy is the chillest person you’ll ever meet and to be honest she doesn’t give a fuck about anything. She’s extremely scared of dog noises and alarms. She is extremely protective of her cats and will boonk titty boonk anyone that touches them. She comes into school lookin like a librarian, but is low key pretty. She highkey abuses her friends and boyfriend, but they love her anyway.

“I love you.”-Avery
“Let’s make tik toks.” - Sammy

by Lickmypeepee November 24, 2018

sammie jo

a sammie jo stands for when a woman plays with her fanny, paying special attention to the clitoris and can include some anal penetration.

i'm going to sammie jo myself tonight.

by brian011089 December 17, 2008

sammy sosa

One who plays for the Cubs there for will never win or get to world series and also sucks more than ever could be imagined.

Did you see the White Sox kick their little Sammy Sosa Butts!

by Julie B October 23, 2003

Sammy Mac

a dumb anorexic cunt who tries to hookup with guys who have girlfriends

i love my boyfriend but im worried sammy mac is gunna try and f*uck him

by lalalalala90 October 25, 2009