sassy salamander

An amazing friend,who uses sarcasm and who is the sassiest of them all . And the breath fire !

1. Wow dude your such a sassy salamander!

by KyloRenbabe May 24, 2016

ulysses salamander

a weird kid who is a fortnite try hard and they have no friends

Ulysses salamander "i have crippling depression "

by qasxcvghjuhgfdsasdcfvghj December 17, 2018

sideways salamander

When your partner is naked, getting ready to get in the shower and you ask her to pick something up off the ground...then you stick it in her ass and pin her against the wall.

Hey Chris...did you hear Charlie beat Curts ass because he slipped her the ole Sideways Salamander?

by LegendaryCurt December 20, 2019

slurp-the-salami

To give a blowjob

*Girl gives Boy blowjob unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake*
*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
*Girl tells reddit about this*
ten-year-old : "For Christ's sake, why on earth wouldn't one of you go check to see if she actually WAS asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???"

by Koftik January 3, 2015

slippery salamander

Using harley grease as lube for a rough night with a hairy biker.

when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (penis) and proceeds to stick it in hells angels sweaty/hairy asshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.

by mikeshithole August 5, 2007

stroaking the salami

giving a guy a handjob

hey that girl is stroaking his salami

by jimmy lee April 16, 2003

salami nipples

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal

Look at Duke's salami nipples

by Duke July 10, 2003