Bryson Stott

He is the second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies. He has a daughter on the way which makes every woman in the world jealous and want to kill his wife. Women of Philadelphia and Mays Landing watch the Phillies solely for the purpose to hear his walkup song and to see him hit home runs. Boyfriends hate Bryson Stott but can’t help appreciate his greatness.

Bryson Stott hit another grand slam, babe look away now!!!!!

by Jerbroks October 16, 2023

Emily Stott

A beautiful English girl with a big heart who makes your heart skip a beat when you realize you're lucky enough to share her space

Your Friend: Who is that girl over there? Should I go talk to her?

You: That's Emily Stott, she's too good for you man
Your Friend: Damn you're right

by matouille March 24, 2024

The Stoetz

Known as The Stoetz for short. It's pronounced "stets" for all you dumb cunts. His first name is Jim. Nobody knows how Jim became the way he is since he has been alive for over 1000 years. When he got covid, he was over it quickly, as the covid could not live in his dusty lungs. For some reason, he is always angry and likes to cuss a lot. Legend has it that The Stoetz began going bald in 1323, but how the fuck could we really know that?

The Stoetz tried to marry AJ's sister, but she already married Kenny.

by IvoryMike80 May 8, 2024

the stoetz

An angry old man named Jim. He is a fire alarm guy (FAG). He is known to sleep around woth AJ's sister in various dumpsters. His constant cussing and yelling sometimes gets him in trouble at work. At 5'3" and 142 years old, with veins full of dust, he is still going strong somehow.

Dammit, I have to work with The Stoetz today!

by IvoryMike80 May 23, 2024

Quote the Stoat

To tell a fib or to make something up.

To paraphrase so outrageously that all likeness to the original comment is lost.

To invent statistics from thin air.

Don't quote the stoat with me. - Said to someone you believe to be telling a lie.

I might be Quoting the stoat here, but 87.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - Said when you are inventing statistics from thin air.

by eviljoy January 13, 2010

Pulling a Stoto

The ability to achieve success in the most ludicrous situations

Pulling a Stoto, Jake was able to avoid eviction and make rent by selling CDs to deaf children.

by Javier8674 September 23, 2010

Don Lion Stout

A short person, normally of Scottish Origin who enjoys shandy but cannot drink real beer. Renowned for prowling and flashing his skin flute, Don Lion Stouts are not to be trusted.

Here comes Don Lion Stout

by Mlb76 April 17, 2019