Steam Demon

When someone is taking a hot, steamy, shower and someone else goes into the bathroom and takes a shit without any courtesy flushes.

“I woke up and hopped in the shower and my boyfriend went in and dropped the nastiest Steam Demon- he damn near suffocated me.”

by Themostradofall November 16, 2022

steam banged

When you open the oven or the lid to a pot of soup and get a face full of steam that clouds your glasses, thus leaving you momentarily impaired.

I got steam banged pulling my pizza out of the oven and almost burned myself.

by Discount Soups Emporium January 28, 2023

steam ID 76561199471772840

a stupid sad little man who plays rust all day

i fucking hate steam ID 76561199471772840 he is so sad

by dexexfury August 29, 2023

steam hell

It's where people with community bans go.
They can only add friends and buy or play games with community bans.

person 1: hey did you hear what happened to person 3?
person 2: yeah he got sent to steam hell for spamming naughty words on multiple community forums!

by peelowman July 14, 2024

Steam Locomotive

The Genesis of The modern world, the greatest invention of humanity

The superior form of railway traction, originally invented in the dawn of the industrial revolution.
The backbone to the modern world, the spine of society, connecting the world like a snake, with both elegance and sheer power, turning heads as they glide through the countryside, shuddering the valley in their wake.

As the steam locomotive passed, heads turned in wonder, its lovingly familiar sounds unlocking a long forgotten memory

by Ello2 August 7, 2024

Steam engine

When you're in a car and start buttfucking your partner and put her head through the back windshield close it until her neck then put a cigar in her mouth before jizzing inside her causing her to moan into the cigarette blowing steam making her a steam engine

"Jamal gave Amelia a steam engine."

by elegy69420 August 13, 2024

steam card

What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.

A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.

by QuacksO October 24, 2023