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united states federal government

Defunct and Broke. Run by criminals and special interests. Lack of progress due to indifference and corruption. A place where neocons rule and democrats hide under their desks in the fetal position scared of taking a stance. Basically a completely worthless social/governmental institution.
by Nebacanezer 2000 November 16, 2003
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50 states

you think of a state and the other person has to guess what you are thinking, every time the person guesses wrong you move your hands from their knees upwards toward their 'junk' you stop when they guess right.
50 states is a way to touch a person you likes junk
by gkjsdfkhsj January 25, 2008
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United States Military Academy

Federal Penetantiary located above the Hudson River. Also known as The Hudson High School for Underprivileged Girls . Although it is known by some to produce commissioned officers for the United States Army; its primary purpose is to make Navy's football team look good. Populated by Cadets; applicants must either obtain a nomination from their congressman, or accept attendance there as an alternative to a lengthy prison term. Remarkably, it defies the time-space contiuum in that though it is only about 50 miles from the center of New York City; it is nearly 1000 miles from civilization. It is also located immediately to the north of a small anthopological dig known as "The Highland Falls Project." Tourists are encouraged to roll their windows up when driving near or past the United States Military Academy as people have complained about having diplomas thrown into their cars.
He didn't get accepted to the Naval Academy, so he had to go to the United States Military Academy.
by Marine Cannoneer December 26, 2011
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stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.
by Marc September 20, 2004
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The United States of America

Where the Internet was born.
The United States of America:

It makes sense that the Internet was born in America because the Internet is a free cyberspace. It is a virtual representation of America: Greatness and the crap that comes with it.
by raptroes December 4, 2010
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stage pretty

The phenomenon of less than attractive people being transported into the realms of the fuckable, purely be their stage persona or presence.
Usually associated with un-hot guys in bands being elevated to the status of both fuckable and dateable.
"Was Matt hot?"
"nah, not really, he was just stage pretty"
by RoxyStarr August 5, 2005
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stapes

"I love nectarines," Said Katie.
"Oh God, no," Said Anne in disagreement. "Stapes oranges are definitely my favourite.
by ilovefruit September 1, 2009
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