mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017

Sissy Squirt

when a sissy boy squirts a load from his daddy out of his asshole

Ew! Emilie just got done being pounded by her daddy and dribbled out a sissy squirt!

by Dandelion Dylan September 22, 2021

Squirt Yurt

An Asian Massage Parlor that specializes in happy endings, especially one that features Mongolian women.

"After dining at the restaurant P.F. Chang's, I was dined upon at the Squirt Yurt H.J. Wang's."

by BigGrabby February 9, 2022

Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face

Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!

by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018

squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.

Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper

by crudmonkey April 25, 2020

Reverse Squirt

When the woman you are fucking squirts into your mouth and you spit it into her mouth when she is moaning.

David: so how was your date
John: it was amazing I reverse squirted her
David: awesome dude!

by NanFreak December 3, 2019

angel squirt

Angel squirt is the substance created when a man ejaculates into a female and then she immediately squirts the ejaculated material into the air

An example of angel squirt would be I was pile driving this girl last night and after I gave her a creampied she shot Angel squirt all over my face cuz she had such a great time

by Dudge36 January 21, 2018