shegma

An african woman with red hair , and looks like a man. Can be mistaken for a hobo.

"Look at that shegma over their acting like she owns the place"

by Tbhag January 13, 2012

smegza

A contraction of smegma and pizza meaning a pizza made of smegma cheese instead of mozzarella.

The other night I was yearning for some pizza, but didn't have any mozzarella cheese so I just brushed some of my smegma on it instead. Voila, SMEGZA!

by Dongo January 21, 2006

shmegma

old semen left in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I dont suck uncircumcised dick in fear of getting a mouth full 'a shmegma...

by TheShivers February 19, 2003

shmegma

testicular ball sweat, due to hot temperatures and/or exercise.

My tennis compression shorts are soaked with shmegma, it smells disgusting and is all wet.

by Chad Vasquez May 14, 2007

smegaleg

A term meaning either:
1. Hurry up
2. Your an eedjit

Also a random joining of words to produce a comic phrase.
Used in the same place as previously chants of "Why are we waiting would be used"

"Smegaleg!"
"You big smegaleg!"

by Andrew Kirkman April 8, 2006

smegmata

Severe smegma buildup. Curing may require intensive treatment.

Ronny's smegmata is so bad he had to boil his phallus in order to pee.

by Vironex May 23, 2007

smigma

whiny pants, can’t be alone, always asks “what?” in the middle of a conversation

jocelyn, your such a smigma!!

by whinyface01 May 22, 2019