smeat

Appreviation for someone with a very small male genetailia also known for ones Penis. Pronounced "Smheat"

Wow Colby Mannino has a Smeat!

by Macmarkinz October 4, 2007

Sweatsedo

Wearing a sweat shirt and sweat pants at the same time.

That guy must be so comfortable in his sweatsedo!

by Rickyisms November 17, 2015

sweatshirt faggot

A person, whom is usually fat or overweight that always wears a sweatshirt to try to hide their fat, but ends up failing and tricking no one. Even if it's hot they will still wear a sweatshirt.
Note: A sweatshirt faggot does not have to be overweight... but just wears a sweatshirt a lot

See Thomas over there... he's not even convincing any body that he's not fat. What a sweatshirt faggot

by yeah boy420 May 5, 2017

smeating

Combination of the words “smell” and “cheating.” Smeating is the act of cheating on your significant other and not cleaning yourself for an extended period of time. While it may not be an intentional way to get them to know you’ve been cheating, it has that as a side effect. (Along with infections caused by poor hygiene) Even if the victim of a smeater doesn’t notice the smell of someone else, smeaters tends to not practice good hygiene and the victim will still notice the smell of body odor and sweat. While there’s usually some underlying reason a cheater does what they do, a smeater is what happens when that person loses all reason to care or take care of themselves and probably has some severe mental health problems that need to be addressed before they cause other risky behaviors.

Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”

Nick realized his girlfriend was smeating on him when he smelled cologne on her, but he had no idea how many days ago the cheating had occurred since she hadn’t taken a shower in the past week.

by Dr. Sigh April 27, 2019

jane sweats

Jane Sweat is when a man chickens out during sex.

We were in the middle of sex when he began to get the Jane Sweats,

by suck on my blah blah August 20, 2010

Settler Sweats

The Non-white variation of Jungle Fever.

i.e, a black person or other non-white race dating exclusively white people

Well in her defense, Jarrod has Settler Sweats just as bad

by DJSCOOBERT87 December 6, 2010

holiday sweats

A "dressy" warm up suit or sweat suit. It may be a little brighter and/or shinier than a person's everyday warm up suits, and it is reserved for special occasions. It is worn by someone who rarely dresses up, but who is truly making an effort by donning the holiday sweats.

Cousin 1: You're invited to a Christmas Party at my house.

Cousin 2: Great! What is the attire?

Cousin 1: Casual chic.

Cousin 2: Awesome. I will wear my holiday sweats.

Cousin 1: I expected nothing less... and be sure to wear your formal tennis shoes.

by tgeezy December 25, 2010