Sloorf

It does not mean red dick.It means noose.

Hey I saw a sloorf!
Oh the sucks.

by JamerJam May 24, 2018

Sloop

Sloop n. /slû-p/ someone who is prone to letting things slip

God Katy is such a sloop, she really can’t keep a secret!

by ikeforpresident May 31, 2018

Sloo

Ice cream in the microwave

Hutzbagudanus is a pile of good for nothing sloo.

by Analflatulence13 June 5, 2018

Sloopy BJ

A blow job you get ONLY whilst going down the slide with the person who is giving the blow job and vice versa.

Guy 1: Man, I got the best sloopy BJ last night!
Guy 2: I’ll have to try that with Jennifer next time we’re drunk out at the playground.

by YorkPeppermintPatty June 8, 2018

Sloob

Sloob has no real meaning. It could mean "God" or "Bitch" or "Cum" depending on how you phrase it.

Past tense: Sloopt
Present tense: Sloobing
Future tense: Finna sloob; shall sloob
(You cannot substitute "finna" or "shall" with "gonna," "going to," or "will." Otherwise you are not a true sloob and will go to Sloob).

What's up my sloob? I'm finna sloob and I'll meet you at the Sloob when I'm done sloobing.

by dundon-nodundun June 15, 2018

Sloobergooted

Hammer so beyond comprehension, not able to remember your name, usually happens after an Alabama victory

“Did you see John he was sloobergooted, bama much have won”

by Jimmy Andrews October 24, 2018

sloopy

When your dick gets soft and limp prematurely, usually before sex.

Michelle: Yo, you down to fuck?
John: I'm afraid my dick is too sloopy.

by Vastas February 20, 2019