sharpbounce

a type of jersey dance , it looks wild asl.

ex:you’re at a party and jersey remixes start playing

crowd forms: 1 person in the center starts to sharpbounce

by bigolfoo November 9, 2019

Pull A Sharpie

1: whipping out your trusty sharpie and marking faces.

2: (Verb) The act of projecting self pity/hopelessness due to feelings of inadequacy or fail.

3: Continually feeling sorry for ones self when loved ones try to cheer you up.
4: Can be caused by any of the following. Work, Relationships, Lack of relationships, Relationshits, School, Homework, Family, Possessions, Money, Lack of money

1-"Ugh why cant i ever do the right thing?"
2 -"Its ok man things are looking up already"
1- "only cause my life is meaningless and i am so low"
2- "Dude dont "pull a sharpie""

by nomnomnomforbrains April 21, 2011

shampoo ambush

Known in scientific terms as 'Shampupicus Abushulance". It is when a shower cap is pulled over an unsuspecting victim, who is then squirted with shampoo, and then scrubbed verociously with toilet bowl scrubs. This is known to happen to people who refuse to shower.

"Did you see that Seth kid today? His hair was like a mirror!"
"Yeah, we should totally shampoo ambush him..."

by The Forrest Fire September 23, 2007

sarpliment

A sarcastic compliment. More leaning towards insulting a person rather than actually giving a compliment. If a sarpliment is properly delivered, it'll enrage you.

Jon: hola como estas - does that mean "hello how are you"
Dalia: yup. very good spanish. youre practically fluent now
Jon: is that a sarpliment? damnit

by fendien_nyc March 26, 2008

scarparolo

Scarparolo's are the pest people you will ever meet their funny kind great at spelling will make you laugh honestly if you ever meet a Scarparolo then your one of the luckiest people alive to have such great people around you.

Man The Scarparolo's are so cool dude.

by Hobokoebdjnod March 27, 2020

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

by glyz December 11, 2022

Sharpie Headache

Headache caused by using sharpies in close proximity to your face. also known as sharpie high or contact high.
Also caused by sniffing sharpie fumes on purpose.

Person 1: Ugh, I have a sharpie headache
Person 2: how'd you manage that?
Person 1: I got too close to the page when I was drawing with the sharpie
Person 2: oh, that's smart

by jadefyre's freedom April 20, 2009