Seattle Soda

When a woman (preferably a MILF) squirts, then is bottled up and put into the fridge for someone to drink at a later date.

"Hey is this water in your fridge?" "Nah that's a Seattle Soda, from my dinner date last week."

by jussMicah January 1, 2024

The Seattle Polycule

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.

"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."

by Camwood October 22, 2023

Seattle surrender

When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.

Some idiot did a Seattle surrender in a middle lane on I5 and caused a crash.

by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 14, 2023

Seattle

A degenerate cess pool full of faggots and trannys and a homeless crisis

Seattle fucking sucks dude the only thing good about it is there weed isnt taxed like cali

by berry macockener 425 December 14, 2022

Seattle Spaghetti

When you’re having sexual intercorse, the male throws up on the females boobs.

I gave that bad bitch the Seattle spaghetti, she smelt like ass the whole week

by Nickytra December 2, 2018

seattle slipper

When doing your gf on the washing machine, and "accidently" slip into her ass.

i doing my girl last night on the washer as it hit the spin cycle, and i accidently gave her tge "seattle slipper".

by Spliff76 August 1, 2017

Soviet City of Seattle

The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.

Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.

by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 12, 2018