spying on the starfish

after you take a poo and are ready to wipe, your finger penetrates the toilet paper and scrapes the grime off your poopy ass hole.
note: spying on the starfish happens easily if using single ply toilet paper

after a night of hard drinking your bud comes in the room after taking a shit and says," woah, im so hungover i just caught myself spying on the starfish."

by montford11 May 31, 2006

Saving-up

When someone with small balls has been masturbating too much they might run low on spunk. And if they have maybe a date with a woman they fancy they will have to stop masturbating and save up there spunk so they can fill the woman up.

Mr X: I heard you have a date with that sexy lady who works on the desk next to yours. What are you planning to do with her?
Mr Y (small balls): Well i have been 'saving-up' just in case something saucy happens. hahaha

by TenaciousCameron June 23, 2009

STOP SPYING ON ME!!!

what parionoid ppl say to emty air when they think some one is spying on them.

i was TOTALLY creeped out. i thought that my dad was spying on me, so i scream out loud to the emty air; STOP SPYING ON ME!!!

by claire123456789 October 6, 2008

sayin

1. An expression used to justify an opinion or to qualify a statement. Often used to add validity to one's remark and to encourage others to express their agreement.

2. An abbreviation for "I am saying" or "I believe this to be true" or "Do you agree with my opinion?"

a: pink is the new green!

b: oh yeah?

a: sayin.

by bahrainz September 26, 2004

...Just Sayin

Telling someone some home truths about something and dont want to get into trouble?

Just finish the line with "....Just sayin" as if you are just pointing out the obvious that others wouldn't say.

Tamwa: She should sooo not wear those crazy boots with those jeans, she looks like a fucktard...Just Sayin

by bevo12 June 14, 2009

staying woke

To continually be mindful of important issues of racial, gender, ethnic, cultural, social and economic justice. To raise the social and cultural consciousness

For many staying woke has created a collective social consciousness that has protected marginalized groups and communities. For a small segment who doesn't have a clue as to what staying woke means, they have devolved into a divisive call-out culture which has created a new form of social divisiveness.

by mlhiss October 31, 2019

Slaying The Dragon

When a man has sex with a rather large and unattractive woman who appears to have scales on her body due to stretch marks.

Christian: Hey Dave I heard you were slaying the dragon last night.

Dave: Well you gotta slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess.

by Willup B February 21, 2011