Sasquastrich

Combination of Sasquatch and Ostrich. Anyone or anything that displays any characteristics of both words combined. One who possesses the qualities of both a Sasquatch and an ostrich. Applies to both men and women.

Their massive amount of arm hair and ostrich beak-like nose, made them look like a Sasquastrich.

by j_asher2012 June 26, 2012

Sasquatch

1) A large, bi-pedal, ape-like creature that has eluded delusionals for decades.
2) A term used for something unfindable.

1) I think I saw one of them sasquatches out in the woods!
2) Benjamin tried to find his car keys, but eventually he had to give up and declare them "sasquatch".

by Professor Ross E. Frop February 5, 2013

Sasquatch

An unusually hairy person.

That Sasquatch needs to visit Bertha for a manscaping before he dares to destin; otherwise he will never be a bf and will end up like a poor scott.

by HardcoreRunner September 30, 2013

sasquatch poop

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"

Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.

by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013

Sasquatch sit

When someone awkwardly sits right beside your head while your laying on the couch.

Jake: I'm just gunna sit right here.
Jesse: Of all the spots to sit, you sit beside my head. Way to Sasquatch sit me dude.

by Chug373 January 4, 2014

Samsquamge

A big smelly fucker that lurks outside. Usually really drunk and hairy

HOLY FUCK, Ricky there's a samsquamge outside my shed!

by Dark_ego December 26, 2014

sasqcrotch

A grotesque and hairy humanoid bitch sharing many characteristics of a female sasquatch(bigfoot). The sasqcrotch can reach heights of 5'5" and weigh more than 380lb.

Briana's morbidly obese body is covered with tangled, mange infected hair. Note, the vaginal region may be infested with parasites and forgotten snacks that were stored inside. Hide your snack here comes Briana the sasqcrotch.

by Briback January 23, 2015