sarcasticough

A coughing sound containing an audible word or words. Used to jokingly conceal an insult or to denote sarcasm.

A: This new operational paradigm will allow end-users to streamline their work process and achieve optimal throughput targets. We want you to work smarter, not harder!
B: *coughBOLLOCKScough*

A: ...I said "yeah, I picked up on the weekend" and he gave me this big sarcasticough like he didn't even believe me.

by Hamsterness May 16, 2006

sarcastadar

An instrument used in the detection of sarcasm.

His affected personality set off my sarcastadar.

by Sponge Splicer October 2, 2007

Sarcastic Likeage

The action commonly used on Facebook when someone "likes" a status that is not intended to be liked.

The following would appear on someones' wall as a status on the social networking site, Facebook:

Person 1: Just got home, I had a terrible day.
Person 2: *likes status*
Person 3: (Internal) Haha, thats some sarcastic likeage there.

by Great_nate7 February 6, 2010

Sarcastimistic

Neither pessimistic or optimistic-too androgynous to be either one.

"Because let's face it: We're all a little too androgynous to be either a pessimist or an optimist, sarcastimistic is our only option."

by JessyG April 21, 2010

sarcastify

To sarcastify a sentence. You see? It is like an axiom, Sarcastify is needed to Defined itself! It is a definite!
Fill an argument with Sarcasm!

Don't you sarcastify your arguments! Its stupid to sarcastify them!

by griffinax May 23, 2010

Sarcastrate

To castrate someone with excessive and sharp use of sarcasm

Johnny: "Dude, how many band members are in a power trio?"

James: "I dunno dude, definitly fucking four. You know what better make it five cuz I don't think a fuckin' power TRIO would have three people!"

Johnny: "Damn dude, you just totally sarcastrated me"

by sarcastrator January 22, 2011

Sarcastic Foreplay

When you know there is not going to be sex but you do it anyway.

I knew nothing was going to happen this weekend so I settled for Insidious and Sarcastic Foreplay.

by ringo2010 September 13, 2011