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Homestar Runner

A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid
Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com i am yor captain homestar runner
by Spike August 16, 2003
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Runner Guy

We've all heard of the hockey flow and the baseball booty, but what about a runner guy? A runner guy can be one of your bestfriend and one of the weirdest people you will ever meet. A runner guy always wears the shortest shorts possible. And they're proud of it! Clothes? That's optional for a runner guy because they have a great body. Their abs are always on point, but their flow? That's different. Runner guys attempt to look like scrubs all the time. They think it's fun to wear headbands or cut their hair into a Mohawk. Or even grow it out into a so-called "Man bun". A runner guy can be one of best friends you will ever have. If a boy is giving you a problem, don't worry. The runner guy is so fast, he will hunt down any boy that messes with you. They may be a great friend, but they're not afraid to give you a hard time about everything! A runner boy is very sarcasticand honest. They don't care who's around, but they pretty much say exactly what's on their mind, always. Even though they have to run 50+ miles a week they still find time to play Ultimate Frisbee everywhere they go. Now you would think a boy with abs could get a lot of girls? Well you thought wrong. Again they can be very strange people. A runner guy thinks he has a chance with every/any girl, but then he probably has a ponytail and his chances are ruined. Basically, everyone needs a runner guy in their life.
Did you see that Runner Guy's shorts?
by MRunner16 July 31, 2016
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hairstyle runner

A Wooly Willy-like game featuring Homestar Runner.
Strong Mad lived out his name when someone emailed him a Hairstyle Runner idea.
by Gryff March 10, 2004
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Ninja runner

Most often used in the running community, it describes a person who likes to run while wearing all black.
The ninja runner darted across the dark road, barely escaping certain death from an oncoming tractor trailer.
by The Logophile May 4, 2010
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street runner

a woman or female that is in the “streets” with prostitution and throwing herself around the population
jessica hasn’t been around, where is she?”
“she’s a street runner now”
by megamansmantin February 4, 2022
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Pull a runner

Legit what it means.

Pulling a runner means running away from something, like your problems, debts, cocaine debts, and Mr. Escobar's henchmen.
Pablo Escobar: One of our clients pulled a runner, go get him.

''I had to pull a runner from that party, some drunks attacked me.''
by weird eye the science guy July 24, 2018
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Kite runner

The act of a man-on-man rape, originating from the book "The Kiterunner" where said rape (and only said rape) occurs.
"John went out the back and was unfortunately kite runner'ed by Nathaniel"
by TheMethos March 10, 2009
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