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Runt

A joint that is rolled with the roach of a blunt on the end. The roach end is smoked first.
We didn't want to waste the roach so we rolled it in a joint to make a runt. Best...Idea...Ever!
by NinoNino November 19, 2009
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runt

a combination of the words real and cunt; also can be defined as a small person in general
damn that shawtys the runt of the litter but id still tap that nameeen?
by sexygurlyouwantit January 12, 2010
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rent

Musical: Beautiful lyrics, beautiful characters, brilliant plot, amazing songs. The entire point of my existence. Will stay with their fans forever.
Movie: Completely ruined the Broadway show. Beautiful lyrics, ruined characters, ruined plot, ruined song. The entire bane of my existence. Will stay with their fans for all of 8 months.
Musical:
Fangirl: Melvin Bell III signed my Santa drag last night!
Normal person: omg, I think you're going a little overboard on the whole RENT thing.

Movie:
so-called "fangirl": OMG ROSARIO DAWSON IS THE BEST MIMI EVER NO DAY BUT TODAY VIVA LA VIE BOHEME!!!
real fangirl: Wow, I'm actually more of an Antonique Smith fan myself.
so-called "fangirl": who now?
by Vampire Welfare Queen December 7, 2006
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Paying the rent

"I took my ho out for dinner and now its time for her to pay the rent"
by Big JD August 17, 2003
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Rent a crowd

Wankers who will protest against anything and everything even if they don't know what they are protesting about. Mostly made up of foul smelling hippies and moronic people
by Fourstar82 August 28, 2003
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roentgenizdat

Roentgenizdat is a portmanteau of the words 'roentgen' (as in roentgen rays; x-rays) and the Russian 'izdatel'stvo' meaning publisher. It is a variation of the better-known 'samizdat', or 'self-publication', referring to the underground publication of banned literature in the Soviet Union. As well as literature, much western music (including rock and jazz, etc.) was banned. Despite some records being smuggled through to the legions of jonesing music junkies, demand far exceeded supply. Vinyl was near-impossible to get, so even when records could miraculously cross the border, they could not be reproduced. However, soon enough someone brilliant realised that sound grooves could be inscribed in the acetate of old x-ray plates. Thus, the roentgenizdat, or x-ray press, was born. X-ray records (or 'rock on ribs' as they were often known, due to the bones which were visible when the discs were held up to the light) were of poor quality and seldom lasted for more than a few months, but they still contained the precious forbidden music, and as such were treasured by all who could get their hands on them.
The roentgenizdat was eventually discovered and banned in 1958.
by STEPHANATOR!!! January 8, 2009
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Runt Bear

A runt that is as dangerous as it is violent. Typically can be spotted by the short stature and scars above their eyes. Nickname mostly given to white men with little man syndrome, but whose actually backed it up. (Negro's please see Monkey Runt). Most Runt Bears also have a calm and friendly side that can be changed at the flip of a dime. Women are typically alarmed the first time they sleep with a Runt Bear, due to the size of their extremely large member. Warning, do not fuck with a Runt Bear.
Slut A: "What a little fucking Runt Bear"

Slut B: "True, but I heard he has a 9" member and is a member of the League of Extraordinary Genitals"

Male friend: "You bitches are sluts"
by Your Stepdad December 2, 2011
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