'Like' Recession

The period of time where the average amount of 'likes' you receive per status decreases to a low point

"Awh man"
"What?"
"I spend all day thinking of the funniest shit to post,but nobodys been liking my statuses lately"
"That sucks dude,your going through a 'like' recession'"
"A what?"
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary"

by ElRayo August 18, 2011

RECESSION DATING

Lingering on in an unhealthy and often unsatisfying relationship due to fear of starting over or becoming single.

Sex is bad, he gets treated like germ and he continues to stay in the relationship. It's complete "recession dating"

by traderjosephine August 16, 2009

shit recepticle

a rotten ass whore, who loves to eat your shit. she practically lives off of your shit.

that fuckin bitch was pissed off cause i had to shit at work. she missed out on a good meal.

by s chamberlain snead October 4, 2004

captain recedo

bearing witness to a man or woman with a receding hair line

mate, check out captain recedo.

by Fin Gunn August 7, 2007

Rececca Mead

Stupid, despret fag, who plays people to feal better about herself. Should get a life, u dity fag.

Becky Mead from St.dicks

by ur mama February 3, 2003

Recess Rabbi

A boyish-man that partakes in daily observations of the elementary playground. Usually searching for a promising young lass, around the ripe age of 12. Commonly possesses numerous traits as that of a Jewish Rabbi or Catholic Priest, but does not engage in things of the sexual fancy. The recess rabbi usually waits for his prize to mature a few years, then attacks with a fury of jibberish and a hatchet.

Jared- Steve Irwin aint got shit on me, im one fineee ass recess rabbi.

Shelby- Recess rabbi? Could you please elaborate your remarkable forthcomings?

Jared- Well it all started out with the creation of a wonderful thing called a T.J.....

by Tess Tickler December 14, 2008

receipts

Claims of damning evidence that usually are false.

Jose bragged that he had the "receipts" on Jesse and proceeded to gloat.

by Downvoting Victim July 2, 2020