God I wanna hold a baby raccoon

when you just, really want to hold a baby raccoon. So badly

God I wanna hold a baby raccoon - Lauren P - 6/17/22, 11:58 am

by 2doorsdown June 17, 2022

raccoon

Verb. To raccoon someone is to blacken both of the eyes through bludgeoning.

Greg thought it was necessary to hit each eye to raccoon his opponent, but he was successful with a single right cross to the nose.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

raccoon

A person of extreme annoyance whose sole purpose is to make one want to jump off of a bridge. Can be associated with the feelings one gets from having their garbage knocked over and strewn across the front lawn. Also, someone who will steal your food and scurry away then the lights come on.

Irina "Wow I'm starving. I think the rest of my pasta is still in.... o wtf!!"

John "It must have been Randee, that damn raccoon"

by John Tallia June 6, 2007

Raccoodolph

Combination of raccoon and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

A combination of bright red sunburned nose and rings around the eyes from wearing sunglasses in the bright sun, such as at the beach, tanning bed, etc.

" Your bright red, sunburned nose, combined with falling asleep at the beach with sunglasses on, gave you a Raccoodolph."

by spiceman November 8, 2007

raccoon bread

Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.

Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.

is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.

what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.

by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

Wet Racoon

as the guy is about to blow his load, he grabs the girls hair, jabs his dick into both her eye sockets, giving her blackeyes the next day, then blows the cum onto her face

that girl sucked so i wet racooned her

by lenda6669 July 7, 2009

raco

Pronounced 'rar-ko'. The quality of having bad breath or halitosis. It is most often used as a noun - i.e. 'he is raco'. It can also be used in an adjectival sense as in 'she has raco breath'.

'Man, your breath is raco after eating that kebab.'
'Thanks, I'll go and clean my teeth'.

and

'My cat is raco as f*ck.'

by SusieQ July 8, 2005