to rub asses

A term used to define a situation where you are forced to be around and interact with a person that you don't like.

"Im going to my parents house for Thanksgiving; and I'm going to have to run asses with my brother-in-law."

"I'm going to work to rub asses with my idiot boss!"

"God I hate Tom. But I'm not missing Craig's party, so I will rub asses with him all night if I have to."

by Dustin Mousley December 27, 2007

Road rub

Girl getting her vagina rubbed while she's driving by the person in the passenger seat.

Hey babe, this is a long drive would you like some road rub?

by Caliscouser August 23, 2016

Chub rub

Chaffing produced in the midst of the thighs, often makes an appearance in sweaty weather in the presence of twatty bisclits.

Sophie and Mia had chub rub as a result of hanging around a certain few bisclits for a long time.

by Stankpopforbetterlife September 4, 2020

rod rub

to have your cock rubbed by the hand or foot of someone besides yourself to the point of orgasm.

Carlos- Suzie gave me an amazing rod rub when we were watching the movie in history!
Marc- No way! Me too! I'm gonna bitch slap that cunt.

by DaRoggit May 4, 2008

rub stamps

To masturbate,beat off, and/or to jerk someone else off.

"Man, i stayed up late last night rubbing stamps."
"I'm gonna go home and rub stamps."
"Monica can really rub stamps well!"

by J.W.P September 1, 2006

Squirrel rub

When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head

After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.

by Wild Wes November 17, 2011

vubble rub

When u twerk on a piece of shit

Wtf are you doing?! Vubble Rubbing?!

by Krystal Sythe December 14, 2015