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A declaration made regularly by Chad Roberts Of Cold Ones, as a form of retaliation and or the promise thereof, usually out of anger or frustration or in a situation when Chad feels that he has been wronged. It is important to note that the majority of the situations in which Chad says this are situations that he agreed to and he just forgot or wasn't paying attention when the rules were being explained both of which are usually attributed to the fact that chad is heavily intoxicated at the time of filming.
It is also important to note that Chad is most likely saying this as a joke and he doesn't genuinely expect the reddit to actually give a shit however, it is a lot funnier to suspend your disbelief and pretend that chad wholeheartedly believes that the reddit will launch a witch-hunt against the offending party
Max: * Breaks some nerdy shit that chad thinks is cool*
Chad: “why would you do that?!”
Max:* just sits and laughs at the camera *
Chad: “the reddit will hear about this!”
by JonTronShow Official December 8, 2025
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reddit

Basically,hear me out,reddit is the heaven of depressive people,damn nibbers.
A:I use reddit.
B:*kneels*Oh,people!God came from the sky once again!
People:*pray*
Trump:*dies*
Nigga:what
by protestucatto November 16, 2019
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Reddit

The website were you can post just about anything and everything and get bullied for the fun of it while having no job or wife
Guy:Hey man are you or reddit
Redditor:Yeah I am really depressed
Guy:Well that explains it
by anonymous July 7, 2024
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Reddit video player

A name for a piece of shit that hardly ever works
Hey have you seen this new game? Yea it’s kinda reddit video player
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Reddit Special

Using a disabled or dead person, family member, or someone with a severe illness to farm upvotes or likes, usually found on default large subreddits.
Spamming a picture of some dude's dying wife? Man, that guy is really at it with the ol' Reddit Special.
by Mlpisbestshow July 4, 2019
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reddit pedophilia

Attractions and behaviors normally considered pedophilic, but are considered normal among redditors and otakus alike. These behaviors are typically so cringe, they are often shunned by actual pedophiles. This can include but is not limited to:
• Loliconism
• Announcing your preference for short women
• Having an obsession with femboys
• Finding Belle Delphine attractive
Redditor: Dude, it’s not weird, I just like when girls are 4 feet tall!
Other redditor: Oh yeah bro, that’s so cute and funny.
Normal Guy: Ew dude, that’s some reddit pedophilia if I’ve ever seen it.
Pedophile: I agree.
by LGBT-Definitions January 9, 2025
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Reddit

A utopia of different types of shit.
For example, there is good shit, bad shit, ok shit, gay shit, fucked up shit, and lastly That little shit in the corner.

Reddit is basically a world full of weird people just like you with different fetishes/beliefs
by Fluflavour October 21, 2020
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