by Macrovise May 23, 2022

by somethingnooneuses September 9, 2020

by McSmithy April 17, 2017

Don't you get it? He doesn't have a girlfriend. She's the Loch Ness Monster, NASCAR in the rain. She doesn't exist.
by bgutz May 27, 2012

A desperate person who is very bad at dating. They are often rejected, and if they do get in a relationship they are often cheated on
by A man of many talents November 7, 2021

I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

A weather condition characterized by heavy, drenching (usually warm) fog or mist, but few actual raindrops falling from the sky. Tends to make people more miserable than a true rainshower would.
Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb, e.g.: "April in Boston equals day after day of piss rain," "They said it was supposed to be stormy, but it's just piss rain out there," or "I wish it would just go ahead and storm if it's going to; if it keeps on fucking piss rain like this I'm going to shoot someone."
by Capt. Spiro T. Webmaster March 28, 2008
