quife eater`

NO THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING! A good thing would be a pussy eater. This is just another insult.

Bob: I hate you
Nick: Shut the hell up you quife eater!

by friend of Jesus, I live in Tokyo September 29, 2003

Quilty

Useless or generally annoying person also has a bad dress sense.

Teachers are sometimes quilty

by 1234567898765432188 April 2, 2009

quif sucking

When a women is about to quif the man or men reach for the nearest container and capture the emitted wind and proceed to snort the contants until they eventually pass out.

I was totally doing this girl and passed out from quif sucking.

by ferri goodblower June 20, 2008

quiff

Morrissey's hair-do.

Damn Morrissey, please stop singing and fix yr quiff.

by IHateMorrissey! April 28, 2004

quiet night

Basically when you ask someone if they're coming out or online with you and they say they're having one of these. There's no other way to put it; they're masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play some games later on?

Person 2: Nah, I'm having a quiet night tonight.

Person 1: Have fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Who's this retard? May 15, 2016

Crying In Quietly

The complete, polar opposite of laughing out loud. Abbreviated ciq, instead of lol.

Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.

by monkeymanta December 12, 2009

quilter

One who administers large amounts of oral sex in a short period of time.

She sure is a quilter.

by Jizzo_TheClown May 9, 2006