Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.

Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF

by SDC 101 December 6, 2022

Putinizer

Putinizer

A person or entity that attempts to overtake a neighbouring country that does not belong to them through use of force.

That Putinizer invaded Ukraine, Georgia and Belarus.

by Drzlom April 25, 2022

Putin

The guy who rides on sharks

Oh damn its our lord putin

by Anamontronickiller October 30, 2020

putin

The often frequent flatulation produced by older dogs

Jesus Rusty you gotta stop putin. The house smells like eggs

by PseudoWhoDoh July 8, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.

Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.

by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022

Putin

A prolapsed anus resulting from a male not being able to perfom sexually followed by the female pegging the male in retribution.

Johnny got Debbies hopes up and then couldn't perform so Debbiebgave him a Putin

by Derp Derpersonski March 17, 2022

Putin-Nanny

Someone who cowardly provokes or calls for an attack against an unwilling participant but left with the only option of defending itself.

Man, this bully at school is a total Putin-Nanny! He only picks fights he starts with a sucker punch against the smaller kids in the class hitting them when they're not looking. ,

by Stokanator April 16, 2022