Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

Putin

Dumb Bitch who wont get of his lame ass and fight ukraine himself

Putin a dum whore bitch sucker who cant do something an purely laughs whilst people die out there

by UrbanHasBigDick March 3, 2022

Putin Pressure

The action of applying extra pressure to be victorious over a situation, person or a group of people. The act of making strategic extra moves without backing down.

My boss was putting Putin pressure on me to show up for my job on time.

by Thebabygee March 4, 2022

Putin

For dicks that don't know when to pull out

Man Richard is a putin

by Becausewhynot.. March 4, 2022

Putin

The rectum of a homosexual male.

My Putin is aching for some big black dick.

by Professor Dantanna March 4, 2022

putin

a motherfucking bitch that wants to gain power and lies to his own soldiers

putin: you will be in training across the Ukraine border
also putin: and by training i mean war

by RedDef March 4, 2022