puter

a puter is not a computer at all, just add the com to it to call it that. A puter is slang for VAGINA.

Man, I like the stick my putter in her puter

by CaliCowboy September 28, 2010

pustard

it's a combination between the words pussy and retard.

A pustard is a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

A pustard can also be many different things, but a true pustard breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

you're such a pustard for hurting that poor, beautiful, awesome girl in such a cheesy way.

by ithurtsbadlywhenyoudothat December 1, 2010

puter

What surfers with learning difficulties call their computer.

My puter is very clever.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

wood pushers

annoying wanna b skateboarders, usually around 11 to 13 having very distinct squeeky voices and townie like attitudes. these children infest an congest local skateparks making it impossible for people who actual try and take part in extreme sports to practise. given the name wood pushers because they only push their wood (skateboards) around.

by his ex-friend September 1, 2003

Pasterbator

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009

Donut Pusher

A man that puts his penis into another mans bum hole.

Son: daddy daddy why is that man putting his penis into the other mans bum?

Dad: cause hes a donut pusher son

Son: Daddy daddy can I be a donut pusher when I grow up?

Dad: no son hum Balls are much better

by Sir Nathan White February 19, 2009

wood pusher

when you crap when having anal gay sex

Gay Guy:ahhh man you never told me you were a wood pusher

Other Gay Guy: sorry

by zach June 9, 2004