Puppy de Mayo

A puppy's celebration of cinco de mayo and only for puppies which involves piñatas,pin the tail on the donkey, milk bones, and puppies wearing sombreros. A puppy's favorite holiday.

Madelyn: Hey Paul what's up?

Me: Nothing much. Just getting my puppy ready for puppy de mayo.

Tim: maglerts

Brett: you are one crazy bone piece.

by Paul Munda December 6, 2012

Corn Puppy

A Corn Puppy is a special kind of fart that is small but still potent. It is named after the sound it makes which resembles a short popping sound. The sound has to be a deep pop rather than a squeak or any other high pitched flatulence.

Wow Nate that was one hell of a corn puppy, you should probably stop eating burritos all the time.

by Sam seibert December 10, 2006

smut puppy

Someone who is a sucker for smut, sex, pornos and strippers.
Also, a band from Michigan.

any guy who thinks watching porn together is a date, is a total smut puppy.

by Katie(has a sense of humor) May 4, 2007

waxing your puppy

to masturbate or jerk off

Ethans mom caught him waxing his puppy!

by patissweet September 8, 2005

puppy shits

A synonym for diarrhea, typically caused by excessively greasy or questionable food. Puppy shits refers to the typically runny consistency of puppy feces.

"Bro, we should have skipped the Taco Bell run. I have an explosive case of the puppy shits.

by milkmuppetlove November 14, 2011

puppy

The baby of a dog. The more official term is the fetus of a bitch, yes, along with being a curse word bitch is also the official term for a female dog, usually used by dog breeders.

"My friend got her new puppy today!" or another term would be Your dog should deliver her puppies within a few days"

by rekcarCziM June 12, 2016

Douche Puppy

The combination of being a large douche bag and a little bitch.

Rainey, you love anal sex and doo doo butter so much...what a Douche Puppy

by Donny1010 May 28, 2008