A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.
A vow lacking conviction or follow through
A vow lacking conviction or follow through
Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"
Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
by Dre_N May 5, 2021

A promise that is made to be kept forever. No matter what the promise will never be broken. It is used for people who have trust issues and people who are simps for their girl/boyfriend. Never think someone is lying when they said forever promise.
Preston ~ I love you. * said to his wife Kristen*
Kristen ~ I love you too baby.
Preston ~ Promise🥺
Kristen ~ Forever promise baby.
Kristen ~ I love you too baby.
Preston ~ Promise🥺
Kristen ~ Forever promise baby.
by SniperGod522 January 18, 2021

Something modern people have taken advantage of, also something made to be broken eventually. Eg; love
by Cringeloveisworthless May 12, 2018

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Interpersonally COmmunicate While Pleading, I, ANgel Jose RObles Promises TO Do SO FOr eternity Irregardless Of What Is Happening At ANy given Moment<.7.9.76.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Like a pinky promise but you add a dinky promise to it. so not only do you wrap your pinky together but also your penises.
by elcuh.420.69 March 1, 2021

The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.
by DrYamKnight October 12, 2025
