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Man, I'm meeting up with some professors this weekend...it's gonna be good.
by One of the Forkers October 4, 2003
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professional

a prostitute; the oldest professional
Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.
by Kevin May 17, 2004
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Professor Frink

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"
"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
by Slammer September 1, 2003
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Professor

sometimes if insecure will attempt to break your spirits in front of the class if you have a different opinion.
But your spirits are much to wise to joust with the idiot that spends day in and day out boring the hell out of you and failing to contribute anything exciting, worthwhile, and positive to society. Not all professors are bad. some know that the educational system sucks.
If i had to teach kids to remember worthless information day in and day out. I'd probably be insecure about my actions as well.

If you have a professor that only gives a shit about his own weak ego, than i suggest you go to the higher ups and ask why they hired such an intellectual weakling to lead the mass of students that pay loads of money and aren't touched by a single word that comes out of his/her mouth.
I had philosophy class today, and my Professor choked after every one of my responses that countered an insight made by Kant.
My teacher sucks Kants dick and i don't. I appreciate what Kant has to say but will continue to think for myself.
by Lil' Dick yo September 25, 2013
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it's a process

1) euphemistic way of saying something has been tough or that you screwed up. Can be annoying if not used ironically.

2) way of talking about long-term goals and plans
1) Kanye West tweet, after misspelling "Silicon" "Silicone":

Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )

2) I want to be able to forgive my dad after he slept with my aunt but it's a process.
by linguishionista January 4, 2011
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professor

A freaky looking person who spends hours, because they get paid,trying to convince you of the neccessity to read and understand weird stuff.
The professor spoke for hours about the scales on a lizzards feet.
by Kalinago September 30, 2005
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Blast Processing

A well-hyped term of the 16-bit generation that actually did refer to a real technique, but was overblown by marketeers at Sega Corp, to become know as "Blast Processing".

The technique simply refers to the Genesis's ability to do very fast DMA transfers, most especially during the vertical refresh, which allowed the system to "blast" memory to the screen. This was notably used on the Sonic games, which gave them the ability to have much faster horizontal movement than would otherwise be possible.
Guy 1 : Blast processing?

Guy 2 : This is what happens when the marketing department talks to the programming department.
by Firebrand666 June 23, 2012
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