Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"

Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)

by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017

Procrastagamer

Someone who buys a lot of games, but procrastinates playing or beating them.

You bought another game? Stop being a procrastagamer and play your other games.

by TheProcrastaGamer August 24, 2017

procrastinaductive

procrastinating + productive

when one is procrastinating on a task to complete by being productive on another task

Sam had a procrastinaductive day as he updated his resume instead of working on his english paper.

by airbrutus November 29, 2017

Procrastination shits

The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.

*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits

by Tsecation February 4, 2019

Procrastinationophobia

The fear of- you know what? i'll tell you later

Procrastinationophobia is- gotta go, can't tell you now

by DarkMuffin666 July 27, 2020

Procedure Town

A term used by workers, usually in minimum wage jobs, who deliberately follow work place procedures to the letter in order to slow down the functioning of the business and annoy managers.

"Fuck this place, I'm going downtown to procedure town."

by Bravo Tango Cheesecake January 20, 2021