preach is a tall american who i hope isnt canadian with a big dick, he is also very fond of welsh people
by mythsdickisbig February 13, 2022
Get the daddy preach mug.--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.
--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."
See also: Premature Ejaculation
--"Peter": Penis.
--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."
See also: Premature Ejaculation
Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.
(Start)
Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)
(End of Scene)
(Start)
Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)
(End of Scene)
by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006
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act of honking a vehicles horn while stopped at an intersection too quickly after light turns green.
a driver who exhibits signs of premature honkulation will suddenly honk ones horn at the vehicle in front of them quickly after an intersection light turns green.
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