kangaroo position

a sexual position in which the female crouches on the ground and the male crouches higher behind her, giving her anal sex. there is thrusting and hopping.

Guy #1: Dude, we totally did kangaroo position last night. Only it sucked cuz Tracey is a narcoleptic and she collapsed halfway through.

Guy #2: Well, thats the luck ain't it.

by drunkenrabbitsex February 20, 2009

posing pouch

item of underwear which accentuates the male genetalia

as modeled by david "the hoff" hasselhoff and steve-o

i'll put on my posing pouch to show off my dick

by smog monster September 19, 2008

Poops Position

Crossing your legs while standing up to force unwanted poops back into your rectum. If you had to take a shit but couldn't, or just didn't want to, this would provide a temporary solution... most likely to the extreme detriment of your internal organs.

I had to take a horacious dump when I was in the mall but the bathroom looked quite shady so I assumed the poops position. I was a temporary fix but I've been shitting blood for a week.

by Danny the Manny 1 December 30, 2011

posi

In hot-rod groups, short for positrac. Positrac was the GM trade name for a differential gear which would lock under severe loading to ensure that both drive wheels were turning. Highly desired in drag racing. The positrac name is now mostly generic in usage, with many racers referring to every locking diff a "posi".

Watch both tires smoke! You can sure tell that guys running a posi!

by Earl_Buttle October 3, 2005

Dominant Cum Position

Phrase
noun

Term referring to the need/want for an individual to be on top of or in a "dominant" position with one's sexual partner in order to reach climax/orgasm.

Hey, babe, let me drive for awhile. Fucking in the front seat of the Honda is giving me a cramp, and I really wanna finish this up with a dominant cum position.

I sure am glad I had an egg sunny side up on top of my goetta! The extra protein gave me the energy to finish strong in a dominant cum position.

I love watching the way Tom moves when he is fucking me in a dominant cum position!

by Margeauxx McBeavers November 26, 2010

PoIP

Porn over IP. Unnecessarily technical and obtuse nomenclature to describes any form of pornography that is accessed over the internet.

Pronunciation: either "P-O-I-P" or "Poyp"

"I'm using a new PoIP service called _______. It's really great!"

by buhjesus January 26, 2006

colloquial position

(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.

"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."

by Volak May 13, 2004