Porker

Anyone who lives in Newburyport, MA and supports the Clippers. Rude and stuck up sports players who don't play by the rules

Dude! We're gunna WRECK those Porkers!

by a-town4lyfe January 7, 2010

porked

Broken or not working properly.

The Internet connection is porked. I can't access any sites to do research for my assignment.

by watman April 7, 2009

Hokey Pokey

To poke your hokey in a sleeping woman's mouth.

How would I know? It NEVER happened to me! I swear!

by Shakkara July 9, 2003

Pookey

Hawaiian word for penis

"My pookey's huge" or "I put my pookey in her mouth"

by Kaniela June 11, 2006

Porky

One crazy mother fucker from a planet not near you....A man who parties like its going out of style, with a smile like porky

porky That dude is fucking nuts!!!! he's not from around here, he must be "porky"

by Porky from mars March 2, 2009

Porker

A fat fuck that will never amount to anything in life. Born from the most hick family, a Porker can mate with his equally fat sister. Also, inspiring to be DJ Skippy (a no name Disc Jockey that is equally a waste of life as a Porker) the Porker spins the mixes from the 80's, 90's, and today. A Porker also tends to get pointless tattoos that only make his rotund appearance more fustrating to the normal human being. A Porker is a drain on the human race and needs to be eliminated to ensure a better looking human species. (similar to blacks and jews)

"Yo that kid Justin Winters is a real Porker"

by Alvis Snow May 13, 2010

donkey porker

when a man has sexual intercourse with an obese woman. He then lifts her fupa to reveal the puss, and goes to town.

dude i heard you fucked baby girl, you're a donkey porker lolololz

by shootermkgav1n January 21, 2010