Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Popsiclization

The process of being frozen.

The egg in the Minnesota weather is in popsiclization.

by freddymaz March 23, 2021

JuiceWRLD popsicle

The act of receiving fellatio.

"I was chilling with my girl the other night and she was giving me that grade A JuiceWRLD popsicle."

by You_boutta_get_pretty_rickied July 14, 2022

Human popsicle

Something you don't want to turn into.

Liquid nitrogen just turned that guy into a human popsicle. It was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Sardine Popsicle

Is a really crazy and fun person who is cute as a button. Unicorns are jealous of her

Hey did you see Sardine Popsicle today

No I just saw awesome ness

by Sardine popsicle February 7, 2018

Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube

Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.

by E Bird July 28, 2022

German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021