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Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.
Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of thosetraditional values’ days in Moscow.
by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025
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A guy who is smelly and has a bang.
That guy she likes, he’s one big poot.”
by thedragonslayer420 November 10, 2020
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To poot is to have a wet fart/shart
Did your guys hear that ? I'm pretty sure Charlie just pooted..
by some no life retard October 3, 2017
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Bruh I just fucking pooted and it smells like actual shit
by Ya fucking girl August 10, 2019
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Someone who runs after from their issues but what’s to fight back
Daniella is a poot
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When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...
by biznuge November 12, 2020
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When milk has a little bit of brown and gets frozen in time
by Chuggus July 9, 2021
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