Something that is hidden under everyone’s bed just Incase they have to drop a load in the middle of the night, and don’t wanna get up
by GekyumesDad May 6, 2019
Get the Poop sock mug.by Amy Christ January 13, 2011
Get the Poop Docking mug.When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
Get the sitting on a poop knob mug.When you take a shit, and you wipe, and the toliet paper is streak-free. This is also known as the "greatest feeling in the world". A JP in the morning, guarantees a great day to come.
It is referred to as a "JP" for short.
May is the official National JP Month
It is referred to as a "JP" for short.
May is the official National JP Month
by Habu May 2, 2008
Get the Jesus Poop mug.That shit you take that feels like you're peeing from your ass, and looks like someone poured a can of chunky's soup in your toilet. Poop-Soup comes in 5 different levels.
Poop-Soup levels:
Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge.
Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble.
Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid.
Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk.
Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.
Poop-Soup levels:
Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge.
Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble.
Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid.
Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk.
Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.
Person A: man my stomach has been really hurting, and i get these back pains at random.
Person B: uh oh, sounds like you got a bad case of Poop-Soup.
Person B: uh oh, sounds like you got a bad case of Poop-Soup.
by AEON KrYpToNiTe May 9, 2015
Get the Poop-Soup mug.When you think you're done pooping, you start wiping, only to realize that you need to poop again. Then are you done? Yeah, wipe again. Oops, more poop? Then wipe some more. Coined by Larry the Cable Guy.
Larry was at the county fair making poop lasagna in the bathroom. "Poop, paper, poop, paper, poop, paper..."
by Brock Anonymous July 2, 2008
Get the poop lasagna mug.Kathy was working all weekend on some new necklace creations and made a big pile of bead poop in the process. Looks like glitter.
by flyingdog April 25, 2008
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