Kick-able pooch

A dog, small in size, that could easily be struck with one's foot to be projected a short, or even long distance.

Guy 1: My Grandmother, because she's old, bought a new kick-able pooch.

Guy 2: What kind of dog is it?

Guy 1: It's a chihuahua

by platinumskies March 26, 2009

pooch tea

This tasty little beverage is the result of brewing a freshly used pair of fat girl panties in boiling water. Pooch Tea is great for hazing or just to wet your whistle.

Hey Mom, could you pass the pooch tea please.

by Nick Sig October 10, 2007

porchuguese

1. The style of porchagese spoken in New Zealand.
2. A combination of English, porchagese and New Zealand words made up by porch
3. Probably the most efficient language ever created because it uses long acronyms to replace long sentences that are commonly used.
4. porch style english.

Ford has been chatting with his friend porch and still can't make heads or tails out of porchuguese.

by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007

Pooch

1: A Bassett word, someone who says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

2: A complete & utter doushbag.

3: A straight man who is absolutely gay.

4. A man who cant control his mouth.

1: 'Yeah & then I cummed all on her tits!'
'Cheers son, but me & your mother didn't need to know that'

2: Mate, dont be a Rumbold, he's such a pooch.

3:I'm not gay, I love the Wanted.......

4: That's my missus, leave your comments out

by Ladybird87 July 18, 2011

poochin

to wear alot of different brands of clothes at the same time.

A babyphat shirt with a pair of applebottom pants...O no, chick is poochin like crazy.

by Alex'Andra May 29, 2008

screw the pooch

When management of a venture-backed company miss their numbers.

Molly Ashby always loved the opportunity to tell her fellow board members that management screwed the pooch last quarter; Brian Watson creamed his pants when she said that.

by madmark65 July 24, 2004

Pooch

Twat, Cunt, Epic failure , Queer just a few words that come to mind

Michael Martinez is a POOCH

by Gritz1 May 6, 2010