poison kitty

The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by some, due to Minerva's and Snape's extreme age difference, though I saw a woman, who was really pretty and she was like eighty, no plastic surgery either, for you Cher fans out there! Some though, find the Poison Kitty, or Snitty, ship to be most sweet, sexy and enjoyable. Mostly book Minerva, who is old, yes, but still quite beautiful, unlike sucky movie Minerva, who is all...wrinkly!!!

Me: ~Drools~ Merlin, that Poison Kitty fanfic was steamy, I think I fogged up my computer screen!

Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!

Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!

by Hatterkazoo July 11, 2006

Poison the Illgotten Skill

1. A phrase used to describe a wack or incompitent emcee. anyone who "poisons" eardrums is known to be Poison the illgotten SKill,also related closely to the term Wanksta and Phony.

"yo you soundin Poison the Illgotten Skill lately man,that shit aint right"

by Jewelius Seizer March 6, 2003

Sun poisoning

A term that uneducated peoples use to describe being sun burned.

I went snowboarding today and got sun poisoning!

by Mysterious Bitcx April 8, 2011

Food stamp poisoning

The visible physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.

“Look at those big people shuffling to the car with the groceries. Can’t make it up the steps with those big bags of chips and soda pop. Must be food stamp poisoning.”

by ewobbel June 22, 2011

Poison

The worst band ever. period.

OMYGAWD, POISON IS LIEK SO HAWT!!1 yea great go fuck urself

by TruthSpeaker August 4, 2004

poisonated

to be made ill by being poisoned accidently by one's self

I was poisonated when I ate the berrys

by Mollie M. June 13, 2008

Lil Poison

Rapper out of Oakland California, Lil Poison is distributed via worlkd wide web.

Lil Poison runs oakland with a steel fist!!!!!!!!!

by Suge Day April 26, 2008